I Wish I Were Cool

I said to Don today.  If I were cool, I would like the taste of beer and would be able to go into a bar and drink it with you.

If I were cool, I would like the taste of wine and would enjoy a glass of wine at lunch or at dinner.

I do enjoy being with my friends while they imbibe in their favorite beer or wine . . . So maybe that makes me almost cool.

And perhaps it scares my friends and family to think what I would be like if I did enjoy adult beverages. Yes, maybe it is better for me not to be cool after all.